“She’s thinking, ‘If this guy can’t find a spot now, how will he provide for me if we take things further?'” So goes last week’s New York Times Modern Love podcast, read by George Alexander of Seinfeld fame, about a guy looking for parking in Chinatown, New York, on a first date and pondering the implications of finding or not finding a space.

Apparently, Parking Matters to love and overall happiness. “The Hunter-Gatherer, Parking Division” is less than 20 minutes of hilarity and truth about parking—and love. Listen to it here.